Blackfire, it sounds like the motorcycle gene runs strong in you. "Born to Ride" could be your motto. To reduce stories of damage to you and your sweet TW you may want to eventually invest in handguards and protective riding gear. I have a big collection of bent, broken levers and scars on my legs before I discovered a little armor for me and the bike.
Girls or bikes? Hard to keep eyes on just one at a time since both can be so deliciously attractive.
Good story though.