I was in a Bass Pro Shop with my Son in law and gson. They were having a big sale going on with many vendors. We were walking along and this young beauty stops me and asks what do you do for pain? I told her I didn't have any pain. She counters with at your age you don't have any pain? I told her no, I don't. She inquired me further asking me when I get up in the morning if I didn't have a pain or crick in my neck. I told her, when I get up in the morning I leave my pain in the neck in bed. The fellows with her had to turn away and hold themselves together. She went on and asked me if she could use her blinking red lights on my back as she told me they were infra red and were very soothing. As I could see them blinking I told her that the light was not infra red as humans cannot see in the infra red spectrum, but if she would hang those little red blinking lights over her bedroom door we would have something to discuss. With that I left her standing there with her mouth agape. The fellows behind her were about to explode with laughter.