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    I just don't think I could BEAR it if that happened to my wife while she was on duty. So please, sBEAR me the details. I mean we do have a few bears on this side of Nevada, but they're mostly drunk folk who think they're skinwalkers. Then they wake up in jail back in human form after their blackout adventure, or as I call it, TIME TRAVEL.
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    Fortunately Nevada's Law Enforcement personnel are well trained. Apparently Georgia cops don't know shit.

    SAVANNAH, Ga. (AP) — A drug charge has been dropped against a Georgia Southern quarterback after a white substance he identified as bird poop on his car’s hood tested negative for cocaine.
    A Saluda County Sheriff’s Office police report said deputies pulled Shai Werts over for speeding July 31 and noticed two white spots on his car they thought were cocaine. The report says Werts told them it was bird poop he had tried to wash off.
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    ....And they do some weird stuff in Ohio too.


    PAINESVILLE, Ohio (AP) — An Ohio judge has told a man who threw an iguana at a restaurant manager that he’s not allowed to brag about the crime.
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    I guess Roscoe, Enos, and Cletus need some DRE training, (Drug Recognition Expert) before they D.A.R.E. to keep kids off drugs.
    Them deputies ain't from Aintree is they? (Dueling banjos, sister lovin', missing chromosomes, and canoe rides)
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    A friend of mine was pulled over for some reason. The officer noticed white powder on the floor of his car. Immediately he was surrounded by 5 cop cars and cuffed. The officers took samples, tasted and did the routine while he was trying to tell them it was flea powder. He always had his dog with him and he was not spiffy by a long shot. Well the tests didn't work in their favor and it didn't taste right so they let him go.
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    I bought his piece a crap Honda, CT110 one time.... Ha, ha, ....The joke was on me.
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    'Roo found out he rides a Harley...

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    Don't you hate those darn Porch Pirates?


    Chewy delivers boxes of dog food to our porch too. Homeowner & I were happy to hear Chewy would replace the box for free. Bet the bear was happy too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fred View Post
    Don't you hate those darn Porch Pirates?


    Chewy delivers boxes of dog food to our porch too. Homeowner & I were happy to hear Chewy would replace the box for free. Bet the bear was happy too.
    Awesome. Unless the dog was watching the treats/food get taken away!
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