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    This is hilarious. Admiral your wife knows hoed to flounce the verb.


    Quote Originally Posted by admiral View Post
    Disclaimer, I stole this from a different post and inserted the TW Forum stuff in there. It still applies especially to posts about: what chain to use, what oil to use, lack of 6th gear, what motorcycle I should get after the TW etc...



    A day in the life of anyone who post on the TW200 Forum





    Q: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb on TW?



    1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.



    14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.



    7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.



    17 purists who use candles and are offended by light bulb discussions.



    6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.



    Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.



    22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jackasses.



    2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.



    15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.



    249 to post meme's and gif's.



    19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.



    11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.



    12 to post F.



    8 to ask what F means.



    16 to post 'Following' but there's 3 dots at the top right that means you don't have to.



    36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.



    7 to ask if the brands of light bulbs used are worth the money.



    19 to tell them that if they like the light bulbs, buy them.



    5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.



    7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.



    5 to post to the page that they will no longer post or are leaving because they cannot handle the $!%cking light bulb controversy.



    6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f÷×$"



    22 to ask if there is a flounce in progress.



    349 to post flounce memes.



    4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".



    13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".



    1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that (insert politician of choice) isn't the brightest bulb.



    473 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.



    5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.



    1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.


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    ” How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You Are Nowhere at All?”




    Twin 2014 TW200's made side by side on the assembly line, Moose rear racks, Protaper ATV high bars, DG oval pipes, kick starters, rejetted carbs, 130 main jets, 2 -3 -.020 shims on the needles and @ 2 1/2 turns on the pilot screw, #34 pilot jets, Acerbis hand guards, Shinko 241 front tires, modified Krator foot pegs, 14-55t sprockets, Ricochet skid plates and 90 degree fuel filters.

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    ”Everything You Know is Wrong”

    ” How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You Are Nowhere at All?”




    Twin 2014 TW200's made side by side on the assembly line, Moose rear racks, Protaper ATV high bars, DG oval pipes, kick starters, rejetted carbs, 130 main jets, 2 -3 -.020 shims on the needles and @ 2 1/2 turns on the pilot screw, #34 pilot jets, Acerbis hand guards, Shinko 241 front tires, modified Krator foot pegs, 14-55t sprockets, Ricochet skid plates and 90 degree fuel filters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tweaker View Post
    You forgot to mention Burger King is selling Fake Burgers made from vegetables and although I have never tried one I will bet they cost just as much as a real burger if not more.

    GaryL
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    Be Decisive! Right or Wrong just make a decision. ​ The road of life is paved with flat squirrels that couldn't make a decision.

    Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
    If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

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    Sounds familiar

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    Quote Originally Posted by buellzebub View Post
    Sounds familiar
    YUP! And then it takes long enough that you fully wake up and can't get back to sleep. I never saw 2:30 AM this much when I was 22 and out hunting in places we called Mahogany Ridge.

    GaryL
    Be Decisive! Right or Wrong just make a decision. ​ The road of life is paved with flat squirrels that couldn't make a decision.

    Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
    If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

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    2017 Snowdog Track sled tow motor for ice fishing
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    "Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death."
    - Hunter S. Thompson

    “It’s more fun to ride a slow bike fast, than a fast bike slow”.

    "The less horsepower a motorcycle has, the more it can teach you.” - Ben Bostrom

    And though a mountain may rise up and smack the livin' shit outta me,
    and wad up my bike somethin' awful...
    Still, I rise!
    (With apologies to Maya Angelou)


    "Give a Damn"
    - C. M. Howe, Jr.

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    Brilliant solution.
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    Hidden Content A ride in the woods helps me relax and release tension. The fact I'm dragging a body should be entirely irrelevant?

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    Xracer, admiral and Ken like this.
    "Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death."
    - Hunter S. Thompson

    “It’s more fun to ride a slow bike fast, than a fast bike slow”.

    "The less horsepower a motorcycle has, the more it can teach you.” - Ben Bostrom

    And though a mountain may rise up and smack the livin' shit outta me,
    and wad up my bike somethin' awful...
    Still, I rise!
    (With apologies to Maya Angelou)


    "Give a Damn"
    - C. M. Howe, Jr.

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    Fred and Ken like this.
    "Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death."
    - Hunter S. Thompson

    “It’s more fun to ride a slow bike fast, than a fast bike slow”.

    "The less horsepower a motorcycle has, the more it can teach you.” - Ben Bostrom

    And though a mountain may rise up and smack the livin' shit outta me,
    and wad up my bike somethin' awful...
    Still, I rise!
    (With apologies to Maya Angelou)


    "Give a Damn"
    - C. M. Howe, Jr.

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    I haven't been keeping up with this thread so I don't know if these have been posted before.

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