An Amish Man, Amos Stolfus goes to NY City. He's never been to a big city. He's never even seen a tall building.
While waiting in the lobby he watches an older woman go into the elevator. A minute later the door opens and a pretty young lady exits.
A few minutes later another older woman goes into the elevator and wouldn't you know in a few minutes a pretty woman comes out.
So Amos leans over to his son and says, "Jacob, go and get your mother."