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    How do you know when an engineer is an extrovert?

    He looks at your shoes.

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    An Amish Man, Amos Stolfus goes to NY City. He's never been to a big city. He's never even seen a tall building.
    While waiting in the lobby he watches an older woman go into the elevator. A minute later the door opens and a pretty young lady exits.
    A few minutes later another older woman goes into the elevator and wouldn't you know in a few minutes a pretty woman comes out.

    So Amos leans over to his son and says, "Jacob, go and get your mother."

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    Just one more.
    A mathematical explanation.

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    I lied, just couldn't help it. Now I am done.

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    My wife even finds this one funny. (sort of)

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    Two old guys, one named Garry 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.


    The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.


    The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."


    So, on the way home the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.


    He said "Do you have any Rye bread?"


    She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"


    He said, "Yes, I want 5 loaves."


    She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves... By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard!"


    He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody knows about this stuff but me."
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    What goes....clomp, clomp, clomp, squish?
    clomp, clomp, clomp, squish..
    clomp, clomp, clomp, squish?






    give up?










    Ok, ok...
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    If we confess our sins, He is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.

    John 3:16
    For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

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    For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.

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    Nominated for the:

    ^^dumbest joke of the day award^^
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    If we confess our sins, He is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.

    John 3:16
    For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

    John 3:17
    For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.

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    O Oh...

    Just got warned by the moderators to keep this kind of crap out of here. It didn't meet up to "basement" website standards...
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    If we confess our sins, He is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.

    John 3:16
    For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

    John 3:17
    For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.

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    Geez, I was going to tease Borneo that Illinois has some pretty silly laws until I started looking at California's stupid laws; Bananachunk's San Francisco may take the cake with the following: San Francisco

    Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.


    Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.


    It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.


    It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
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    Hollywood is not far behind..Hollywood

    It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.
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