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    Quote Originally Posted by Dryden-Tdub View Post
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    Gee Tom, read it all! the clue stated it is a THING and not an ACTIVITY!

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    Be Decisive! Right or Wrong just make a decision. ​ The road of life is paved with flat squirrels that couldn't make a decision.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GaryL View Post
    Gee Tom, read it all! the clue stated it is a THING and not an ACTIVITY!

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    My job is a THING It also frequently performs the alluded to activity on me



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    I am just curious why Vanna didn't turn the I in air
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    Quote Originally Posted by plumbstraight View Post
    I am just curious why Vanna didn't turn the I in air
    Because she's blond!
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    Quote Originally Posted by plumbstraight View Post
    I am just curious why Vanna didn't turn the I in air
    Good observation there plumb and I missed that one. I did however get the answer correct unlike Dryden and some other who are ruined. I'm not the kind of guy to travel down a back road that is a one way street!

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    Be Decisive! Right or Wrong just make a decision. ​ The road of life is paved with flat squirrels that couldn't make a decision.

    Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
    If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

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    I think the unturned I proves that it was not meant to say, "luck be in the air tonight".
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    Quote Originally Posted by phelonius View Post
    I think the unturned I proves that it was not meant to say, "luck be in the air tonight".
    Was just going to say that phelonis. AIR has an "I" in it.

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