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    Cowboy Poet Hilariously Mocks Vegetarians On Johnny Carson

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    Now that was a LOL!
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    Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers?Well, here it is:



    There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend

    time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 5-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some qualitytime -- pancakes, ice cream, candy -- just him and his granddaughter.


    One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and could not getout of bed. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be very disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for her weekly drive and breakfast. When they returned, the
    little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed.




    "Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked.
    "Not really, PaPa, it was boring. We didn't see a single asshole, queer,piece of shit, horse's ass, tree hugger, socialist left wing prick, blindbastard, dipshit, Muslim camel humper or son of a bitch anywhere we went!



    We just drove around and Grandma smiled at everyone she saw. I really didn't have any fun."








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    Was this Grandfather named "Hoot"?



    Quote Originally Posted by GaryL View Post
    Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers?Well, here it is:



    There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend

    time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 5-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some qualitytime -- pancakes, ice cream, candy -- just him and his granddaughter.


    One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and could not getout of bed. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be very disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for her weekly drive and breakfast. When they returned, the
    little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed.




    "Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked.
    "Not really, PaPa, it was boring. We didn't see a single asshole, queer,piece of shit, horse's ass, tree hugger, socialist left wing prick, blindbastard, dipshit, Muslim camel humper or son of a bitch anywhere we went!



    We just drove around and Grandma smiled at everyone she saw. I really didn't have any fun."








    Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by littletommy View Post
    Was this Grandfather named "Hoot"?

    Ha! I sent it direct to Hoot before posting it here. Told him I immediately thought of him when I first read it!

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    On A Cowboy's Tombstone...

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    Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan , Utah.


    He died not knowing that he would win the 'Coolest Headstone' contest.

    FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:


    1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

    2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

    3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.

    4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.

    5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.
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