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    Well, this IS brilliant!









    What a simple and brilliant idea! I particularly like the 'spare' seat announcement!!

    It's hard to beat Israeli technology!



    TEL AVIV, Israel - The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners.

    It's an armoured booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.



    Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.


    You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement:

    "Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is pleased to announce a seat available on flight 670 to London. Shalom!"


    BRILLIANT




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    That's hilarious. Not true, but hilarious. I'm going to be working that into a few conversations soon.
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    I think it's the perfect idea, worldwide!
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    I thought it was a great idea too! Worldwide!! ^^^
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    Quote Originally Posted by TWilight View Post
    What about the poor sap that has a heart condition......has a pace-maker installed....and nitroglycerin pills in his pocket ?

    You're not laughing now, are you ?

    What...you are laughing even harder ?
    There has to be a way to detonate explosives without affecting a pacemaker/defibrillator...
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    Snopes says this one is false but don’t you kinda wish it wasn’t?
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    I think the simple answer is to have everyone fly naked



    Think of the terror that would bring!

    UGLY people naked!!!!!

    AAAAiiiiiiieeeeeee

    Think of what the airlines could make on this...

    Instead of charging extra to get legroom:

    They could double or triple the price to sit next to a beautiful woman
    (Beautiful women fly free of course, yeah, it ain't fair but what do you expect?)

    And the cheap seats? You don't even want to think about that!
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