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    What's Your Political Affiliation Quiz

    Copied this from the net tonight: Are you a Republican, a Democrat, to a Redneck?
    Here is a little test that will help you decide

    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

    You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

    What do you do?
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    Democrat's Answer:

    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

    Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

    Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

    Could we run away?

    What does my wife think? What about the kids?

    Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

    What does the law say about this situation?

    Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

    Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

    Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

    Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

    If I were to grab his knees and hold on , could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

    Should I call 9-1-1 ?

    Why is this street so deserted?

    We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
    This is all so confusing!

    I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus.

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    Republican's Answer:

    BANG!

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    Redneck's Answer:

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click....
    (sounds of reloading)

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

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    Son: 'You got him, Pop! Can I shoot the next one?'

    Wife: 'You are not taking that to the taxidermist !
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    Recheck and I have my Bubba U t-shirt to prove it. But I can't take it to the texidermist either.
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    Independent.......... So, Bang-Bang...........OMM.

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    Clackety clackety clack Boom! Clackety clackety clack Boom!
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    If you don't believe in God it's your prerogative.
    If you don't like guns that is also your prerogative.
    But if someone breaks into your house you're going to start praying that help with guns shows up quickly.
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    Waste Not,Want Not. Wonder if we can feed him to the Hogs?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xracer View Post
    Waste Not,Want Not. Wonder if we can feed him to the Hogs?
    My pigs wouldn't touch him unless he were kosher.



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    Maybe just wound him and then feed him to the hogs.
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    First, I will try to better assess the situation (perhaps he is charging someone who is behind me, for example...) if the number of seconds allows. Then I will give him a bold, loud, authoritative "STOP", as I aim. If compliance is not swift and immediate, then yes, bang. That's when I will place my gun off to the side, call 911, sit down with my legs crossed and hands clasped behind my head, lament that I had no choice, and hope that the cops and the judicial system does not accomplish what my attacker failed to accomplish (destroying my life).
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