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    My Funeral...

    Please come if you can!

    "Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death."
    - Hunter S. Thompson

    “It’s more fun to ride a slow bike fast, than a fast bike slow”.

    "The less horsepower a motorcycle has, the more it can teach you.” - Ben Bostrom

    And though a mountain may rise up and smack the livin' shit outta me,
    and wad up my bike somethin' awful...
    Still, I rise!
    (With apologies to Maya Angelou)


    "Give a Damn"
    - C. M. Howe, Jr.

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    Too funny!
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    A close friend told me a joke the evening he passed. He was consumed in a fire in his trailer, he was in his late 80's.

    He told me of a fellow that had passed and when he was being taken to the cemetery his casket rolled out the back door and slid down mainstreet. It hit the curb in front of the pharmacy where Mr. Pace was standing. The casket opened and the man sat up. Mr. Pace asked, is there anything I can do for you?, Yes the man said, do have something that will stop my coughin?

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