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    Don't know if any of you read Sen. Tom Coburn's "Wastebook 2014" but he points out some stelar examples of government waste. Here are but a few of the sillier ones. They may seem funny unless you were one of the ones paying taxes this April...this is your money going down the drain:

    Swedish massages for rabbits: $387,000
    The National Institutes of Health paid this six figure sum to the NationalCenter for Complimentary and Alternative Medicine in order to discern whether Swedish massages would be helpful in recovering from an illness.
    “A group of rabbits received daily rub downs from a 'mechanical device that simulates the long, flowing strokes used in Swedish massages.'”
    Teaching Mountain Lions to Ride a Treadmill: $856,000
    The National Science Foundation shelled out nearly a million taxpayer dollars to determine if captive mountain lions could be trained to ride a treadmill. The University of California-Santa Cruz researcher even boasted about receiving the grant saying, “People just didn’t believe you could get a mountain lion on a treadmill, and it took me three years to find a facility that was willing to try.” If anyone was wondering, it took the lions all of eight months to learn.
    Studying how many times “hangry” people stab a voodoo doll: $331,000
    After teaching mountain lions about treadmills, the National Science Foundation also funded a study to come up with the self evident conclusion that hungry people tend to be more angry and aggressive. They tested this theory by allowing spouses to poke pins into voodoo dolls as their “hanger” grew.
    “Over the course of twenty-one consecutive evenings, 107 couples were given a chance to stick up to 51 pins into a voodoo doll representing their spouse. The pin-pushing happened in secret, away from the other partner. Participants then recorded the number of pins they poked into the dolls. Those tests revealed what may already be obvious to many couples: a spouse with low blood sugar was an angrier one, and stuck more pins in the doll.”
    Studying the gambling habits of monkeys: $171,000
    Another NSF grant funded the study of gambling monkeys. Under the guise of studying the “hot-hand bias” in human gamblers, the University of Rochester devised a computer game, taught monkeys to play it, and studied how they responded to winning and losing. A doctoral candidate who worked on the study seemed pleased to learn, “Luckily, monkeys love to gamble.” Taxpayers, on the other hand, will not be pleased to find out this study is set to continue through May of 2018.
    Producing the children’s musical: Zombie in Love: $10,000


    The National Endowment for the Arts funded the production of a musical to die for. Aimed at children four and up, the musical tells the story of Mortimer the teenage zombie and his quest to find love and happiness. The NEA officials justified this use of tax money by saying that Mortimer “exemplifies anyone who has felt like an outsider.”
    Funding a “Stoner Symphony”: $15,000
    The location of this performance shouldn’t shock anyone. What is sure to shock taxpayers is the amount of their money that was provided to the Colorado Symphony Orchestra to host “Classically Cannabis: The High Note Series.” Not only was the program pot-related, the people were encouraged to inhale (and chow down) while watching.
    “One of the three concerts, called Summer Monsoon, advertised on its website this way, ‘Smoke up and fill your belly with Manna’s spiced pork, Sesame Seed Teriyaki Chicken, & Filipino Empanadas.’”
    Subsidizing Alpaca Poop: $50,000
    In addition to this project making the cut for Sen. Coburn, this little gem was also covered by CNSNews.com last month. The U.S. Department of Agriculture shelled out a hefty sum to help develop and market Alpaca “Poop Packs” for use as fertilizer. This is government waste, literally.
    Synchronized Swimming for Sea Monkeys: $307,524
    This project garnered the support of three government agencies (National Science Foundation, Office of Naval Research, and U.S.-Israel Binational Science Foundation). In an effort to study the swirl created when sea monkeys move throughout the water, researchers developed a “laser guided,” “choreographed” team of synchronized swimming sea monkeys.
    Produce a “Hallucinatory” Roosevelt/Elvis show: $10,000
    In what could quite possibly be the weirdest project on this list, the NEA helped fund the production of a show about the hallucinatory journey of a girl pretending to be Elvis and gallivanting around with America’s 26th president.
    “In one scene, Ann hallucinates that she is Elvis, and that she and Teddy are romping around their hotel room in their underwear, with Teddy eventually riding around on Elvis’s back as though he were a bucking bronco.”
    Funding Climate Change Alarmist Video Game: $5.2 million
    As polls show climate change is dead last on the Americans’ list of priorities, the NSF felt the need to help “spur climate change activism.” They paid Columbia University to develop a video game entitled “FutureCoast,” where rising seas cause mass chaos and weather calamities of epic proportions. The story is set to a bunch of voicemails from the future describing the anarchy.
    “One caller claims “neo-luddites” are out to kill anyone with scientific knowledge,496 and another paints a cryptic image of a zombie apocalypse saying that ‘when you see them, you will know what to do.’”
    Teaching Kids to Laugh: $47,000
    The National Endowment for the Humanities funded classes at UCLA and Butler University to teach college students about laughter. In seminar’s like “Why is it funny” student will presumably learn “how laughter plays with our perceptions” and “whether comedy is a ‘guy thing’.”
    ““As a final project, students will develop either a stand-up routine or a, “comedy piece using the tools of digital storytelling.”
    Developing a real-life Iron Man Suit: $80 million
    It seems the DoD is attempting to capitalize on the popularity of the Iron Man movies in order to develop its very own real-life replica. Dubbed TALOS (Tactical Assault Light Operator Suit), the Pentagon will spend the next four years trying to build a suit made “of military super-armor to withstand bullets and carry hundreds of pounds, all powered by [a] futuristic energy source.” But, there’s one slight problem, it doesn’t work:
    “And while a promotional video for the TALOS program shows bullets ricocheting off a cartoon soldier dressed in the suit, field tests have so far found soldiers struggling to run, dive, and shoot when using the real thing.”
    Tweeting at Terrorists: $3 million
    The State Department is aiming to fight terrorists in ISIS and al-Qaeda online as well as on the battlefield. Its new program is intended to “counter the sophisticated propaganda machines of terrorist groups around the globe.” However, their Twitter campaign, “Think Again, Turn Away” has been almost universally panned as not only ineffective but also counter-productive.
    “A recent commentator in Time Magazine put it more bluntly, saying, ‘this outreach by the U.S. government is not only ineffective, but also provides jihadists with a stage to voice their arguments...’”
    Predicting the End of Humanity: $30,000
    As opposed to finding new ways to explore the solar system, NASA is instead spending its budget on a study to predict how the world will end. Researchers from the University of Maryland and Minnesota came back with an intriguing and politically advantageous answer: Income inequality. They warned that an “unequal distribution of wealth” has “led to civilizational collapse.”
    Funding Kids Dressing Like Fruits and Vegetables: $5 million


    Another wasteful project also caught by CNSNews.com. The University of Tennesseeused $5 million of taxpayer money allowing student to dress up like fruits and veggies in an attempt to promote healthy eating habits. “Students created the term ‘fruved’ to describe ‘the process of eating FRUits and VEgetables.’”
    “The students are divided into five teams – amusingly labeled Spinach, Carrot, Banana, Grapes, and Tomato – which are led by costumed mascots.”
    Help Parents Counter Kids’ Refusals to Eat Fruits and Veggies: $804,254
    In an attempt to aid parents across America whose kids have refused to eat their greens, the NIH has funded a Smartphone game called “Kiddio: Food Fight.” The game is supposed to help parents counter sophisticated childhood rebuttals like “Yuk!”
    “Parents will select a vegetable to offer Kiddio and then select a tactic for influencing Kiddio to eat the veggie.”
    Lost electronic devices from NASA: $1.1 million
    It seems thousands of agency provided electronics are lost in space. NASA hasn't kept track of the thousands of Smartphones, tablets, and AirCards they've provided their employees. At the same time, “Over 2,000 devices – 14 percent of the total owned by the agency– went unused for at least 7 months from 2013-2014.” On the agency’s list of lost items, they've listed “laptops, video tapes, and moon rocks.”
    Studying if Wikipedia is Sexist: $202,000
    The NSF sent nearly a quarter of a million dollars to NYU and Yale researchers to study if any gender bias existed on the website Wikipedia. Because Wikipedia can be edited by almost anyone, the study followed “accusations of sexism in content and among contributors at Wikipedia.” One example of sexism uncovered by researchers was quite the bombshell:
    Wikipedia contributors were biased because they had characterized some female novelists as “American Female Novelists” on Wikipedia, rather than “American Novelists.”
    Asking heavy drinkers not to drink through text message: $194,090
    Researchers plan to use this swath of taxpayer money to conduct a study wherein they text “heavy drinkers,” warn them not to drink, and monitor whether they do in fact get drunk.
    “For example, some study subjects will get a daily 3 P.M. text message reminding them of the consequences of heavy drinking.”
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    I want some money to study why people who ride T.W.'s like this forum. 2 or 3 million would be a start.

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    Just the other day I self funded a study designed to prove weather or not riding a motorcycle on a beautiful sunny day could help alleviate feelings of self pity. The study took nearly two hours and cost $1.89. The study concluded beyond a shadow of a doubt that riding a motorcycle on a sunny day will erase precisely six day's of self pity. No test subjects were available that had suffered self pity for a longer time frame but research suggests that the same $1.89 could erase up to, but not limited to, one lifetime of boredom as well. More research is yet to come.



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    Just think of how many job are created...BS When I think about how screwed up America is I just want to throw up. I believe some politicians get to DC and realize..there's just no fixing it. Stick a fork in us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TopPredator View Post
    Just think of how many job are created...BS When I think about how screwed up America is I just want to throw up. I believe some politicians get to DC and realize..there's just no fixing it. Stick a fork in us.
    The bloated BureaRats have us by the gonads, and there is no way to undo the damage, except a major depression and bloody Revolution....and I doubt the youngin's have the stones or desire to do what needs done....pretty much "Toast", so kick back ride, and then have a cold one, and watch the show....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoot Gibson View Post
    The bloated BureaRats have us by the gonads, and there is no way to undo the damage, except a major depression and bloody Revolution....and I doubt the youngin's have the stones or desire to do what needs done....pretty much "Toast", so kick back ride, and then have a cold one, and watch the show....
    My young ones do! No doubt whatsoever in my mind. Raise them up to respect their fellow man and thank God for their blessings and anything becomes possible.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoot Gibson View Post
    The bloated BureaRats have us by the gonads, and there is no way to undo the damage, except a major depression and bloody Revolution....and I doubt the youngin's have the stones or desire to do what needs done....pretty much "Toast", so kick back ride, and then have a cold one, and watch the show....
    It is really very sad how truly right you are Hoot! We are now in the throws of a national election to decide the next ship of fools we will allow to run us off a cliff. I have resolved myself to the above facts and all I really want to see from this election is Hillary in chains. The rest is all nothing but political blather and pure BS. I remain confident that the economy and social security along with the immigration issues will get fixed right around the same time as we enact term limits and get the freaking wall built. Oh Well, guess I'll have a cold one and give up on all that stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dryden-Tdub View Post
    My young ones do! No doubt whatsoever in my mind. Raise them up to respect their fellow man and thank God for their blessings and anything becomes possible.


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    My boys to, but looking around at the College Campi and on the streets, I think we, and they, are outnumbered .... We can only hope for the best and live long enough to stick around for the 'fun" Locked and Loaded
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    Talk about having the wool pulled over your eyes!
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    Living in the largest Agricultural County in Ohio, I can tell stories similar to that of Twilight's "Sheep Sh*t" ....we have many moderate to large "family" farms in Mercer County, Ohio, and trust me, they are some of the Biggest Welfare{taxpayer funded} Clients in the State and Nation....getting paid to set aside good farmland not to produce a damn thing....great job, if you can find it
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