Cryptic Travis. Your posts always stimulate the most interesting responses as we dive into what we think you mean. Love it!
For example your "Refreshing" post seemed perfectly clear until I noticed the 5 gallon bucket on your TW has a big crack in it. Wouldn't that let all the refreshing essence leak away?
Now if I had your working irrigation set up I wouldn't have had to hand wash my dogs yesterday; could have simply let them chase my TW through the sprinklers.