Humour - The Vampire Bat
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    Senior Member Petrus's Avatar
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    The Bat

    A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, face all covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

    Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood & began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to bug off & let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in.

    "OK, follow me", he said & flew out of the cave with hundreds of excited bats behind him.

    Down through a valley they went, across a river & into a huge forest.

    Finally he slowed down & all the other bats excitedly milled around him, tongues hanging out for blood. "Do you see that large oak tree over there?" he asked.

    "YES, YES, YES!!!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

    "Good for you!" said the bat, "Because I sure as hell didn't."
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    Senior Member Gerry's Avatar
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    , Nice way to start the day

    Take care my Friend.........

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