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    IF YOU EVER WANT TO COMMIT A CRIME DO IT IN AUSTRIA!!!!!







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    Prison vs Work



    Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.




    @ PRISON

    You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell

    @ WORK

    you spend the majority of your time In an 6X6 cubicle /office



    @ PRISON

    You get three meals a day fully paid for

    @ WORK

    you get a break for one meal and You have to pay for it



    @ PRISON

    You get time off for good behaviour

    @ WORK

    you get more work for good behaviour



    @ PRISON

    The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

    @ WORK

    You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself





    @ PRISON

    You can watch TV and play games

    @ WORK

    you could get fired for watching TV and playing games



    @ PRISON

    You get your own toilet

    @ WORK

    you have to share the toilet with some people who pees on the seat



    @ PRISON

    They allow your family and friends to visit

    @ WORK

    you aren't even supposed to speak to your family



    @ PRISON

    All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required

    @ WORK

    you get to pay all your expenses to go To work, and they deduct taxes from Your salary to pay for prisoners



    @ PRISON

    You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

    @ WORK

    you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars



    @ PRISON

    You must deal with sadistic wardens

    @ WORK

    They are called managers





    , BUT

    @ HOME

    I can drive my TW

    2008 TW200

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    There might be no vacancy at all the times... ha ha ha

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