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    Senior Member Petrus's Avatar
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    Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and family values.



    Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?'



    Larry replied, 'I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?'



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    A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did my Intelligence come from?'



    The father replied. 'Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine.'



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    'Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,' the divorce Court Judge said, 'And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week,'



    'That's very fair, your honor,' the husband said. 'And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself.'



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    A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, 'I don't like the looks of your wife at all.'



    'Me neither doc,' said the husband. 'But she's a great cook and really good with the kids.'



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    Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Benoni Murder: (very rough suburb in Gautend, South Africa)



    1. The DNA all matches.



    2. There are no dental records.



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    A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, 'Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City ?'



    The agent replies, 'Just a minute............'



    'Thank you,' the blonde says, and hangs up.



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    Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.



    'How was he killed?' asked one detective.



    'With a golf gun,' the other detective replied.



    'A golf gun! What is a golf gun?'



    'I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan.'



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    The graveside service just barely finished, when there was massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance...



    The grieving husband looked at the pastor and calmly said, 'Well, she's there.'
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    A few years ago at work, one of the younger guys called me a Mother F*****. I replied, "Could be...what your momma's name?"
    The greatest trick that Jay64 ever pulled was convincing the world he did exist.

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    Why do so many men die before their wives?













    Because they want to..........

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