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    Senior Member Tirebiter's Avatar
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    In spite of what my friends say, I actually do have something upstairs....and I have pics to prove it. Problem is, no one knows what it is.

    I had a tooth xray a couple weeks ago and the point of something showed up. The dentist aimed his xray machine a little higher and saw what looked like the end of a nail or something. Since then I've been to two different doctors and had a bunch of different scans and xrays. They say it is metal and it's partly in the sinus and partly in the jawbone at a tooth root. He says it looks like it entered somewhere below my eye. I've never had any injury that could have left anything like that in me that I'm aware of. Then there was that time in the desert when a spaceship hovered over me and......

    I'm quite the celebrity at the clinics and the last place didn't even charge me for the scan because they had heard about it and wanted to see if they could figure out what it is. I think they've got a pool going.

    They can't quite pinpoint the location because it's metal and MRI's and such don't work well with metal so they can't get a good 3D image. Best they can do is a series of stills joined together with software. The surgeon is doing exploratory surgery tomorrow AM and is pretty confident he will be able to find it and remove it.

    Here's some pics

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    Very strange! I think you may need to have a serious conversation with your parents about that time when you were a baby...
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    whoa! thats crazy, good luck in your opperation. i am sure everything will go great, I just hope your not in to much pain after the surgery. Keep us posted..........Alex

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    Maybe you're a cyborg. Very weird.
    If you can't find it, grind it

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    Hope it's not off your TW. Good luck.

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    good luck man!...heal up quick!

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    I'll call Art Bell and get you an interview Whatever it turns out to be I'd roll with the Cyborg/alien abduction angle.

    Wouldn't it be wild if that was a remnant of some dental tool used on you way back when you were a kid?

    I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.

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    Senior Member Bullspit's Avatar
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    Looks like you bit a studded tire.

    That is pretty wild! If you can get Art Bell out of retirement I would be forever grateful!

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    now is it just me or is your name rather prophetic?

    or perhaps you could change it to "phineasgager"

    best of luck with the surgery!
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    Senior Member frog13's Avatar
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    I presume the tooth was bothering you?....how long had you been in this condition...if the tooth was bothering you?.Were you ever in the military?.Ahhhh.Art Bell...miss him.George does a great job on the show however.

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