Harley-Davidson
Close
         
Results 1 to 3 of 3

Thread: Harley-Davidson

  1. #1
    Senior Member Petrus's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2010
    Location
    Africa
    Posts
    458
    The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.



    At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.'

    Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, ' I want to hang out with God.'

    St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.



    God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle? ' Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...'



    God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?'



    Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, 'Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?'

    God said, 'Ah, yes.'

    'Well,' said Arthur, 'professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention!

    1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension

    2. It chatters constantly at high speeds

    3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much

    4.. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust

    5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!



    'Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,' replied God, 'hold on.'



    God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.



    'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur, 'but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours'
    2008 TW200

  2. #2
    rbm
    rbm is offline
    Senior Member rbm's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Posts
    4,300
    Bump!

  3. #3
    Senior Member Tirebiter's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    NW Mich in summer & SW Mich in winter
    Posts
    1,110
    Good one! God is right....if you get the right model

Sponosred Links

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Similar Threads

  1. Replies: 15
    Last Post: 03-17-2013, 02:14 PM
  2. 1967 harley fl with sidecar
    By shunyb in forum TW200 Classifieds
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 08-24-2011, 07:27 PM
  3. Got my endorsement, rented a Harley
    By JerryW in forum General Discussion
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: 06-22-2011, 09:31 PM