Jacob, age 92, and Henrietta, age 89, are excited about their decision to get married.

They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a chemist.



Jacob suggests they go in.



Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers "Yes".



Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."



Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."



Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."



Jacob:" Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundices?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety..... the works!"



Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson's Disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."



Jacob:" You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes. Why do you ask? Is there something I can help you with?"



Jacob says to the pharmacist:

"We'd like to nominate your store as our Bridal Gift Shop."