While riding home I came across this stranded Mercedes.
Being the caring person that I am, I stopped to offer assistance. Much to my surprise Scarlett Johansson steps out of the drivers seat in her full agent Romanov movie costume!
She agreed to allow me to give her a ride to her hotel room. While throwing her leg over the seat of my mighty TW she whispered in my ear " Hey cowboy, when we get to where we are going I am going to hold you to that "free mustache rides" bumper sticker on your bike!".
Now what happened next is strictly between myself and Scarlett but I can say that for breakfast she enjoys a veggie omelette with fresh fruit
NOW it just doesn't get any better!