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“Dear Santa, this year I’d like a fat bank account, and a thin body… and please don’t confuse the two like you did last time.” :D
 

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They say "Marriages are made in heaven..."

*** But then again, so's Thunder and Lightnin... ;):D
 

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Inside every fat man, there's a skinny guy screaming to get out. :p
 

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I hate when I think I'm buying organic vegetables and then when I get home I discover they are donuts. :D
 

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“A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend pees their pants laughing, trips you again, and calls you a**hole.” – Unknown
 
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“Friendship isn’t about who you’ve known the longest, it’s about who walked in to your life, said “I’m here for you,” and PROVED it.” — Unknown
 
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"Out of one hundred men, one will read the Bible, the other ninety-nine will read
the Christian." ~ D. L. Moody
 

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"Out of one hundred men, one will read the Bible, the other ninety-nine will read
the Christian." ~ D. L. Moody
And I believe that's the way it should be...!
 
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In the end, if it all doesn't work out the way you planned, don't blame God.
 
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