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I have a miniature Schnauzer dog as a pet and so I enjoyed this joke...

This lady's miniature Schnauzer dog has the world's bushiest eyebrows, so he's constantly bumping into fire plugs, trees, beer trucks, you name it. She takes him into the vet to get the hair trimmed out of his eyes so he can see where he's going.

The vet says, “Lady, trimming a dog's eyebrows isn't a job for a doctor of veterinary medicine, you can do it yourself or take the schnauzer to a dog groomer. You might also consider using hair remover to do a more permanent job.”

So, she goes into the drug store and asks the pharmacist for some hair remover. He says, "This is our best depilatory. Use it full strength on your legs.”

“Oh, it’s not for my legs,” she says.

“Your underarms then,” he says. “In that case, use it half-strength.”

“No, you don’t understand,” she says. “It’s for my Schnauzer.”

“Well, uh… in that case, you’d better use it just a quarter-strength,” he says. “And don't ride a bicycle for at least two weeks."
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