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Was there a sudden interest in Lawn Blowers or were you hoping for some reactions from members considering the recent problems? Just wondering...
 

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Just humor to attempt to aliviate the stress level.... If it's wrong... Sorry... Feel free to remove my post... Lots of hurt feelings lately...
OK, now how about that boat and motor? :D

***It's just best not to create a thread that "could possibly" create more problems at this time. We're busy enough Travis... Thanks bro.
 

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You said that like you meant this.....


"This is my blower. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My blower is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my blower is useless. Without my blower, I am useless. I must fire my blower true. I must blow straighter than my enemy who is trying to blow me. I must blow those leaves before they bury me. I will...
My blower and I know that what counts in war is not how long we blow, the noise of our blower, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the leaf piles that count. We will hit...
My blower is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my blower clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God, I swear this creed. My blower and I are the defenders of my yard. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is America's and there is no leaves, but peace and lawn, forever and ever!"
 

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DA you made me laugh.
 
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