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Did you know that the flame of a lighter smells exactly like burnt hair?
And it makes for a denser snot locker filter in the near future!!
 
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Jokes and funny stories? Bloomberg is running for President...
Actually, Blooming Idiot wants to buy the White House and believes he can run the world from it.
 

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Say, if your car is running I'll vote for it for President. Can't be any worse than the other contenders.
 
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Tales From Texas TeeDubbers...

Did you hear about the 3-legged dog who walked into a dusty old saloon in Muleshoe, Texas...slowly looked around and said "I'm lookin' fer the man who shot my paw!"

Three dusty old TeeDubbers were walkin' down main street in Lazbuddie one afternoon.
The first one says, "Damn, it's windy!"
The second one says, "Nah, it's Thursday."
The third one sez, "Me, too...let's git a beer!"
 

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Sign on door says "No animals except seeing eye dogs"
Who is the sign for?
 
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