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An atheist, a cross-fitter, and a vegan walk into a bar.

I only know this because they told everyone within the first two minutes.
 

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A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.

He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.

The son says, "I did some schoolwork."

The robot slaps the son.

The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."

Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"

Son says, "Toy Story."

The robot slaps the son again.

Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching Stormy Daniels movies."

Dad says," What? At your age I didn't even know what dirty movies were."

The robot slaps the father!

Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."

The robot slaps the mother.

Robot for sale.
 

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Saw one of our Forum Members post this on FB. You'll get a kick out of it.

Google O'Reilly's Auto Parts store. Then on O'Reilly's website, place this part number into the search bar: 121G
 

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Wow,great find Kris. Finally a flux capacitor for our TWs so now we can go 88mph.


  • Gigawatts: : 1.21
  • Material Compatibility: : Plutonium
  • Working Speed (mph): : 88 mph
  • Maximum Power: : 1.21 Gigawatts
Applications for this product
Detailed Description
  • Time Travel at your own RISK!!!
  • Plutonium is required to properly operate Flux Capacitor.
    • Plutonium is used by the on-board nuclear reactor which then powers the Flux Capacitor to provide the needed 1.21 Gigawatts of Electrical Power.
    • Plutonium not Available at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Please contact your local supplier.
  • Flux Capacitor requires the stainless steel body of the 81-83 DeLorean DMC-12, V6 2.9L , to properly function.
    • Once the time machine travels at 88 mph (142 km/h), light coming from the flux capacitor pulses faster until it becomes a steady stream of light. Then, time travel begins.
 

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I wasn't sure which thread to post this in. The coronavirus thread? What is your favorite song thread? State of the Union? What oil should I use? Well...I settled on the Jokes thread. Gotta lighten up. You only live once you know though that time period sometimes an unknown expiration date...

 

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For a bit, I thought the video was gonna be one of those urban trials type riding videos. The lady had some skills for a moment.
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Sure glad I took Sewing I & II in high school. It's come in handy. I should have taken a plumbing course as well!
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