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X Marks the spot for proper aim elevation.
The Invisible Man is gonna be pissed, however!
 

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A lady in the grocery store said I should wear a mask.
I said "Why? You are already wearing one."

She replied, "Because it will be DOUBLE the protection."
I said "Do you really feel that strongly about it?"

She said "Why yes I do, don't you watch the news?"
I looked down at my shoes in shame and out of respect "No Ma'am, I'm sorry. Have you thought about wearing two of them?"
 

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The Idaho Transportation Department found over 200 dead crows on Highway 55 this past week, and there was concern that they may have died from the Coronavirus.

A veterinary epidemiologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Coronavirus (COVID-19).

The cause of death was actually from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by cars.

ITD then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.

The Ornithological Behaviorist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger.

They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "CAH CAH !!" not a single one could shout "Truck"!!!

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