Daughter-in-law is pushing her 2-year old son to urinate in the toilet. She's tried bribery, threats, cajoling, and a host of other typically inefficient and destructive-of-character parenting techniques that simply don't work. Just to help out, I wandered into the bathroom with a Cheerio, dropped it in the bowl, pointed at it, and told the kid, "Kill it!" He is now "potty trained". Might as well start the young-uns on target shooting early.