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Daughter-in-law is pushing her 2-year old son to urinate in the toilet. She's tried bribery, threats, cajoling, and a host of other typically inefficient and destructive-of-character parenting techniques that simply don't work. Just to help out, I wandered into the bathroom with a Cheerio, dropped it in the bowl, pointed at it, and told the kid, "Kill it!" He is now "potty trained". Might as well start the young-uns on target shooting early.
 

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That sounds like fun, maybe I'll grab a couple Cheerios now and go do some target practice.
Finally can understand restaurant's sign saying "We aim to please, you aim too, please"
 

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And your point? Never mind, we know you don't have one even though you claim you do and we see your delusions though you don't. All you are doing is attacking because you're a piss poor excuse for a grown up who devotes all efforts to "proving" he is "better than others" through being critical of and tearing others down rather than building others up. Get some counseling and leave the rest of us alone, Sicko Pole. You have no right to judge any of us and we are bored of your self-righteousness. You and your ilk can go away and the rest of us will be better off without you. If this posts gets me banned, so be it. I am done with you leftist pricks shoving your attitudes up everyone else's butts. I'm tired of your cowardly semantic games because you throw insults around like rainbird sprinklers then claim you are misinterpreted when the admins call you down. Bull crap. Nobody is that dense or that stupid--you are intentionally trying to destroy the character of others. Screw you. You abusers cannot be appeased, and you never quit causing trouble on every forum I frequent, no matter the topic, except those whose admins understand your radical patterns of mistreatment of others, recognize them, and ban those who ascribe to them, without prejudice.

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Daughter-in-law is pushing her 2-year old son to urinate in the toilet. She's tried bribery, threats, cajoling, and a host of other typically inefficient and destructive-of-character parenting techniques that simply don't work. Just to help out, I wandered into the bathroom with a Cheerio, dropped it in the bowl, pointed at it, and told the kid, "Kill it!" He is now "potty trained". Might as well start the young-uns on target shooting early.
Excellent. But how do you train the young ones that are concave instead of convex?
 

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Excellent. But how do you train the young ones that are concave instead of convex?
Sit down.
Seriously !
Pee splatter from standing up ugh.The guy who had the bright idea for a urinal should have to clean the walls and partitions, for ever. The mom who let her boys pee standing up should have to clean every toilet seat & under. Don't for get front of toilet bowl were the pee trickles in a line down to the floor. Lets not to mention the guy who has to do a pooh. He drops his pants and they touch toilet, or floor. He gets wet pee pant chuffs, or back of waist. Standing up outside great go for it, inside sit down.
 

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Tell us how you really feel, Padi. Actually, I've often thought the same thing, but have you ever seen a truck stop men's room? I take in a bottle of industrial strength germicide, plastic gloves, and it still grosses me out. Not much in the way of gun control in truck stop restrooms. I'm not sitting down unless I absolutely have to. Some of those guys have to be just pissing all over on purpose--my brothers and I didn't make that much mess when we were sword fighting. On the other hand, I would have never dreamed of leaving a soiled seat for Angel or Princess. We kept both the seat and lid down to keep the cat out.
 

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Not a truck stop men's room but plenty of men's rooms. They all look the same even executives and judges.
I was maintenance janitorial for Wexford County. And been in maintenance for years. When I was young I cleaned my fathers business, auto body shop. 3-4 guys and 1 bathroom. I cleaned once a week. It didn't stay cleaned long.
I have a neutered male dog.
My last one was about 1-11/2 before he started lifting his leg. I wasn't happy with him marking my potted plants. But Eli, still isn't lifting. I was happy! Until I realized he pees by the house and I can smell it. He drinks a lot and can't hold it so out the door and pee. If he marked he'd be all over the yard.
So semi maybe some what hoping he'll start lifting and marking?
 

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Sit down.
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Pee splatter from standing up ugh.The guy who had the bright idea for a urinal should have to clean the walls and partitions, for ever. The mom who let her boys pee standing up should have to clean every toilet seat & under. Don't for get front of toilet bowl were the pee trickles in a line down to the floor. Lets not to mention the guy who has to do a pooh. He drops his pants and they touch toilet, or floor. He gets wet pee pant chuffs, or back of waist. Standing up outside great go for it, inside sit down.
No thanks on the sitting down part... Just too many bugs like MRSA for me to sit in a public restroom unless it's necessary. Wipe if you dribble.
 

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Excuse me, but I think you've confused me for someone who gives a rat's rump about your self-esteem, or lack thereof. If you don't like my attitude, don't read my signatures

(or posts as the case may be.)
BINGO! That's what I do!

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OK qwerty, I had to try it and at 62 that freaking cheerio is still floating!:D

There was a time I could write my initials in the snow but these days I have to be careful not to shine my shoes!

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OK qwerty, I had to try it and at 62 that freaking cheerio is still floating!:D

There was a time I could write my initials in the snow but these days I have to be careful not to shine my shoes!

Hi Gary: How sad and true. Am pissing all over myself as I type.
 

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Excuse me, but I think you've confused me for someone who gives a rat's rump about your self-esteem, or lack thereof. If you don't like my attitude, don't read my signatures

(or posts as the case may be.)

There you go stirring it again. Personal attack after personal attack after personal attack. Can't stop yourself, can you? How many people are you going to get kicked off this forum before the admins realize how much money you are costing them and kick you off? Have a nice day, Punkin.

OK qwerty, I had to try it and at 62 that freaking cheerio is still floating!:D

There was a time I could write my initials in the snow but these days I have to be careful not to shine my shoes!

GaryL
I must not be old, yet. I killed the Cheerio on my 3rd and 5th tries. Going back in for #6 in a few minutes. Aiming for 2 in a row. Keep trying, it isn't that difficult.

OK qwerty, I had to try it and at 62 that freaking cheerio is still floating!:D

There was a time I could write my initials in the snow but these days I have to be careful not to shine my shoes!

Hi Gary: How sad and true. Am pissing all over myself as I type.
Hmmm? I was under the impression that one-handed typing involved a different type of activity, but what do I know?
 

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It does work. I have a four year old you kept peeing his pants. Give him something to aim at and he wants to go pee.
 

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In boot camp we learned, This is a weapon and this is your gun. The weapon is for shooting and the gun is for fun! Teach a young fellow proper aim and it becomes fun for a lifetime in more ways than one.

GaryL
 
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