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IF YOU EVER WANT TO COMMIT A CRIME DO IT IN AUSTRIA!!!!!







Jail in Austria

































Prison vs Work



Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.




@ PRISON

You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell

@ WORK

you spend the majority of your time In an 6X6 cubicle /office



@ PRISON

You get three meals a day fully paid for

@ WORK

you get a break for one meal and You have to pay for it



@ PRISON

You get time off for good behaviour

@ WORK

you get more work for good behaviour



@ PRISON

The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

@ WORK

You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself





@ PRISON

You can watch TV and play games

@ WORK

you could get fired for watching TV and playing games



@ PRISON

You get your own toilet

@ WORK

you have to share the toilet with some people who pees on the seat



@ PRISON

They allow your family and friends to visit

@ WORK

you aren't even supposed to speak to your family



@ PRISON

All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required

@ WORK

you get to pay all your expenses to go To work, and they deduct taxes from Your salary to pay for prisoners



@ PRISON

You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

@ WORK

you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars



@ PRISON

You must deal with sadistic wardens

@ WORK

They are called managers





, BUT

@ HOME

I can drive my TW


 
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