Hey Gerry it's cool, I do not feel you were making fun of me at all. I do agree, if it's your time life is gonna throw you a challenge no matter what you do to try and prevent or work your way around it. So I suppose...now that I know how to get the TW home without ruining it, it'll just throw something completely unrelated at me when I least expect it.
I do carry the tool bag with a few additions thrown in, I just never thought to add pliers. Don't know where I would put the chain, my backpack would be off limits cause I don't wanna get it all dirty, worse comes to worse I could just carefully lay the chain on my lap and carefully ride home. Considering I've carried a full fledged wood axe on my lap while riding my ttr125 through the trail looking for stumps and other stuff to cut out, I think I can handle a chain.
I already pay about 50$ a month just to have the TW on the road, which is kinda ridiculous when you consider I am responsible enough to pay for damages if I hit somebody, but whatever. I also live waaaaay far from any major cities or even towns, so yeah they might want another 50$ a month for towing service which is not worth it unless I get towed every month. Suppose it's worth checking into at least though, be nice if was 3$ a month....maybe?
I think the chain removal trick should work fine, I usually don't venture too far from the nest, maybe 15-25 Mi. max on an average trip. If nothing else pushing the bike for a few hours would be a GREAT work out for me! Gotta look on the positive side
But if I got stuck several hundred Mi. away, yeah I'd just suck it up and pay the towing fee.