So, our fearless leader is visiting our fair town tomorrow. Somehow, the gold mines banded together and somehow, managed to convince The Donald to have a rally at the airport. My wife's crew drew security detail for the whole gig. She, being a black woman, wasn't having any part of it, and went to Vegas to see her dying friend. The rest of her crew, the overweight, out of shape, redneck, Elko Sheriffs are so excited they're pissing their pants like a bunch of over anxious 6 year old girls. They have been acting like my sister when she got asked to the Prom ALL week long. Secret Service has been bangin' up businesses the past couple days and getting their shit together. Not nearly as invasive as when Obama shut down an entire beach on Oahu for 3 days so he could go swimming for an hour. I think I'll be missing the rally myself as the weather is supposed to be nice and I got better things to do. Like ride.