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'Twas the night before Christmas, there in Mike's Mad House,
many creatures were stirring, one eating a mouse!

The shot gun was hung by the back door with care,
as sometimes coyotes were sure to be there.

And then from the kitchen there came so much laughter,
I slammed down my beer & yelled "What's the matter?"

"What I have to say, I'm sure you won't like,
there's some bearded fool out there on your bike!"

"You don't have to lie!" I said to my lass,
"To tell such a thing to get me off my ass!"

But one look out the window would prove she told true,
This dude on my bike made it red white & Yamaha blue.

"Well that must be Santa!" I said scratching my butt.
"It's time that I greet him, and find out what's up!"

"Might I please use your T-Dub, oh just for one day?
It get's so damn boring, always reindeer and sleigh.
And with such big tires, it handles so well,
and I see it's equipped with a very nice bell."

"Well since it's you Santa, I'll make you a deal.
You have a great ride, & be safe on two wheels."

"You've been a good boy, I'll bring your bike back.
And my elf's will install you a brand new rear rack!"

"And please tell everyone on the Trailway website,
Merry Christmas to all, & to all a good night!"

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Uhhhhhhhh Mike? I'm a bit concerned about this Santa deal. There's eight reindeer for sale on the All Above The Arctic Circle Craigs list this morning. :icon_rendeer:

Santa does cut a dashing figure on it though.:icon_santa:

Merry Christmas and congratulations on the new rack (if you ever see your bike again, that is):eek:
 

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Uhhhhhhhh Mike? I'm a bit concerned about this Santa deal. There's eight reindeer for sale on the All Above The Arctic Circle Craigs list this morning. :icon_rendeer:
Help - is on the way .......

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Excellent!! :icon_thumright:
I take it you have a fair amount of free time on your hands. :D
 

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Awesome poem... I hope you gave Santa your extra warm riding gear... it is forecast to drop to -30c (-22f) here tonight.
 

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HOOT!
Very nice work, Sir!

I've tried writing poetry & song lyrics, but my stuff always comes out like this:

There was an old man from Boston,
who traded his Ford for an Austin.
He had room for his ass
and a gallon of gas,
his balls hung out and he lost 'em!

Or,
There was an old lady from Cape Cod
who thought all children were made by God.
But it wasn't the Almighty
who lifted her nighty,
it was Roger the lodger, By-God!
 

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A+ Darth!
yes instant classic I would say...the TW makes a great sleigh...not to replace Rudolph's red nose...but we all know how they goes...from 87 on up...we all say yup...with that big fat tire...for all to admire...to all of you folks...let's ride these four strokes...hope your Christmas was well...but oh what the hell.......safe and happy trails for your new year....it's time for a beer.... GOD is. GREAT. Beer is good. People are crazy...
 
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