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I'm trying to write a song to honor my Mother in Laws cat that passed away last week. So far I've only been able to come up with two verses. The title of the song is Stiff Kitty.
1ST. Verse. So now your cats deader than a box of rocks,but just think you don't need to clean a litter box.....Stiff Kitty.
2ND.Verse Let kids take Kitty to show and tell but do it quick before it starts to smell.....Stiff Kitty......Stiff Kitty.
I'm having a hard time coming up with other verses using terms like Hair Ball,Shedding,Clawing the Couch,Etc. Anyone else care to help me? Remember I'm trying to show respect!
 

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Now's the time I've not been dreading, kitty's dead so no more shedding ... Stiff Kitty.

Gut it, skin it, make a pouch, no more clawing of the couch ... stiff kitty

Cut off its tail and make a shawl... no more hacking of hair balls... stiff kitty
 
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