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Cow Horns! That's right, big old set of cow horns.
I almost guarantee, with this much power, you're gonna leave onlookers and owners of other bikes utterly speechless!
When you sit on the seat behind your handlebars, you can almost feel your new found power, even without the engine running!
Who needs performance exhaust pipes, bigger engines, when a cheap old set of cow horns will work.
And it don't matter if you find a free set out on the range, or an expensive set of simulated designer cow horns, you're gonna feel that raw power!
One note of caution is advised with your new set of cow horn power: be very careful when riding in the woods during hunting season. You may feel a different kind of power if your not careful. I'd suggest wearing bright orange, but hey, that's just my cautious side speaking!
Just thought I'd share this with everyone. Oops, gotta go now, wife coming back home from shopping and I suppose to be out raking leaves!
Have a good day!

I almost guarantee, with this much power, you're gonna leave onlookers and owners of other bikes utterly speechless!
When you sit on the seat behind your handlebars, you can almost feel your new found power, even without the engine running!
Who needs performance exhaust pipes, bigger engines, when a cheap old set of cow horns will work.
And it don't matter if you find a free set out on the range, or an expensive set of simulated designer cow horns, you're gonna feel that raw power!
One note of caution is advised with your new set of cow horn power: be very careful when riding in the woods during hunting season. You may feel a different kind of power if your not careful. I'd suggest wearing bright orange, but hey, that's just my cautious side speaking!
Just thought I'd share this with everyone. Oops, gotta go now, wife coming back home from shopping and I suppose to be out raking leaves!
Have a good day!