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Don't know if any of you read Sen. Tom Coburn's "Wastebook 2014" but he points out some stelar examples of government waste. Here are but a few of the sillier ones. They may seem funny unless you were one of the ones paying taxes this April...this is your money going down the drain:

Swedish massages for rabbits: $387,000
The National Institutes of Health paid this six figure sum to the NationalCenter for Complimentary and Alternative Medicine in order to discern whether Swedish massages would be helpful in recovering from an illness.
“A group of rabbits received daily rub downs from a 'mechanical device that simulates the long, flowing strokes used in Swedish massages.'”
Teaching Mountain Lions to Ride a Treadmill: $856,000
The National Science Foundation shelled out nearly a million taxpayer dollars to determine if captive mountain lions could be trained to ride a treadmill. The University of California-Santa Cruz researcher even boasted about receiving the grant saying, “People just didn’t believe you could get a mountain lion on a treadmill, and it took me three years to find a facility that was willing to try.” If anyone was wondering, it took the lions all of eight months to learn.
Studying how many times “hangry” people stab a voodoo doll: $331,000
After teaching mountain lions about treadmills, the National Science Foundation also funded a study to come up with the self evident conclusion that hungry people tend to be more angry and aggressive. They tested this theory by allowing spouses to poke pins into voodoo dolls as their “hanger” grew.
“Over the course of twenty-one consecutive evenings, 107 couples were given a chance to stick up to 51 pins into a voodoo doll representing their spouse. The pin-pushing happened in secret, away from the other partner. Participants then recorded the number of pins they poked into the dolls. Those tests revealed what may already be obvious to many couples: a spouse with low blood sugar was an angrier one, and stuck more pins in the doll.”
Studying the gambling habits of monkeys: $171,000
Another NSF grant funded the study of gambling monkeys. Under the guise of studying the “hot-hand bias” in human gamblers, the University of Rochester devised a computer game, taught monkeys to play it, and studied how they responded to winning and losing. A doctoral candidate who worked on the study seemed pleased to learn, “Luckily, monkeys love to gamble.” Taxpayers, on the other hand, will not be pleased to find out this study is set to continue through May of 2018.
Producing the children’s musical: Zombie in Love: $10,000


The National Endowment for the Arts funded the production of a musical to die for. Aimed at children four and up, the musical tells the story of Mortimer the teenage zombie and his quest to find love and happiness. The NEA officials justified this use of tax money by saying that Mortimer “exemplifies anyone who has felt like an outsider.”
Funding a “Stoner Symphony”: $15,000
The location of this performance shouldn’t shock anyone. What is sure to shock taxpayers is the amount of their money that was provided to the Colorado Symphony Orchestra to host “Classically Cannabis: The High Note Series.” Not only was the program pot-related, the people were encouraged to inhale (and chow down) while watching.
“One of the three concerts, called Summer Monsoon, advertised on its website this way, ‘Smoke up and fill your belly with Manna’s spiced pork, Sesame Seed Teriyaki Chicken, & Filipino Empanadas.’”
Subsidizing Alpaca Poop: $50,000
In addition to this project making the cut for Sen. Coburn, this little gem was also covered by CNSNews.com last month. The U.S. Department of Agriculture shelled out a hefty sum to help develop and market Alpaca “Poop Packs” for use as fertilizer. This is government waste, literally.
Synchronized Swimming for Sea Monkeys: $307,524
This project garnered the support of three government agencies (National Science Foundation, Office of Naval Research, and U.S.-Israel Binational Science Foundation). In an effort to study the swirl created when sea monkeys move throughout the water, researchers developed a “laser guided,” “choreographed” team of synchronized swimming sea monkeys.
Produce a “Hallucinatory” Roosevelt/Elvis show: $10,000
In what could quite possibly be the weirdest project on this list, the NEA helped fund the production of a show about the hallucinatory journey of a girl pretending to be Elvis and gallivanting around with America’s 26th president.
“In one scene, Ann hallucinates that she is Elvis, and that she and Teddy are romping around their hotel room in their underwear, with Teddy eventually riding around on Elvis’s back as though he were a bucking bronco.”
Funding Climate Change Alarmist Video Game: $5.2 million
As polls show climate change is dead last on the Americans’ list of priorities, the NSF felt the need to help “spur climate change activism.” They paid Columbia University to develop a video game entitled “FutureCoast,” where rising seas cause mass chaos and weather calamities of epic proportions. The story is set to a bunch of voicemails from the future describing the anarchy.
“One caller claims “neo-luddites” are out to kill anyone with scientific knowledge,496 and another paints a cryptic image of a zombie apocalypse saying that ‘when you see them, you will know what to do.’”
Teaching Kids to Laugh: $47,000
The National Endowment for the Humanities funded classes at UCLA and Butler University to teach college students about laughter. In seminar’s like “Why is it funny” student will presumably learn “how laughter plays with our perceptions” and “whether comedy is a ‘guy thing’.”
““As a final project, students will develop either a stand-up routine or a, “comedy piece using the tools of digital storytelling.”
Developing a real-life Iron Man Suit: $80 million
It seems the DoD is attempting to capitalize on the popularity of the Iron Man movies in order to develop its very own real-life replica. Dubbed TALOS (Tactical Assault Light Operator Suit), the Pentagon will spend the next four years trying to build a suit made “of military super-armor to withstand bullets and carry hundreds of pounds, all powered by [a] futuristic energy source.” But, there’s one slight problem, it doesn’t work:
“And while a promotional video for the TALOS program shows bullets ricocheting off a cartoon soldier dressed in the suit, field tests have so far found soldiers struggling to run, dive, and shoot when using the real thing.”
Tweeting at Terrorists: $3 million
The State Department is aiming to fight terrorists in ISIS and al-Qaeda online as well as on the battlefield. Its new program is intended to “counter the sophisticated propaganda machines of terrorist groups around the globe.” However, their Twitter campaign, “Think Again, Turn Away” has been almost universally panned as not only ineffective but also counter-productive.
“A recent commentator in Time Magazine put it more bluntly, saying, ‘this outreach by the U.S. government is not only ineffective, but also provides jihadists with a stage to voice their arguments...’”
Predicting the End of Humanity: $30,000
As opposed to finding new ways to explore the solar system, NASA is instead spending its budget on a study to predict how the world will end. Researchers from the University of Maryland and Minnesota came back with an intriguing and politically advantageous answer: Income inequality. They warned that an “unequal distribution of wealth” has “led to civilizational collapse.”
Funding Kids Dressing Like Fruits and Vegetables: $5 million


Another wasteful project also caught by CNSNews.com. The University of Tennesseeused $5 million of taxpayer money allowing student to dress up like fruits and veggies in an attempt to promote healthy eating habits. “Students created the term ‘fruved’ to describe ‘the process of eating FRUits and VEgetables.’”
“The students are divided into five teams – amusingly labeled Spinach, Carrot, Banana, Grapes, and Tomato – which are led by costumed mascots.”
Help Parents Counter Kids’ Refusals to Eat Fruits and Veggies: $804,254
In an attempt to aid parents across America whose kids have refused to eat their greens, the NIH has funded a Smartphone game called “Kiddio: Food Fight.” The game is supposed to help parents counter sophisticated childhood rebuttals like “Yuk!”
“Parents will select a vegetable to offer Kiddio and then select a tactic for influencing Kiddio to eat the veggie.”
Lost electronic devices from NASA: $1.1 million
It seems thousands of agency provided electronics are lost in space. NASA hasn't kept track of the thousands of Smartphones, tablets, and AirCards they've provided their employees. At the same time, “Over 2,000 devices – 14 percent of the total owned by the agency– went unused for at least 7 months from 2013-2014.” On the agency’s list of lost items, they've listed “laptops, video tapes, and moon rocks.”
Studying if Wikipedia is Sexist: $202,000
The NSF sent nearly a quarter of a million dollars to NYU and Yale researchers to study if any gender bias existed on the website Wikipedia. Because Wikipedia can be edited by almost anyone, the study followed “accusations of sexism in content and among contributors at Wikipedia.” One example of sexism uncovered by researchers was quite the bombshell:
Wikipedia contributors were biased because they had characterized some female novelists as “American Female Novelists” on Wikipedia, rather than “American Novelists.”
Asking heavy drinkers not to drink through text message: $194,090
Researchers plan to use this swath of taxpayer money to conduct a study wherein they text “heavy drinkers,” warn them not to drink, and monitor whether they do in fact get drunk.
“For example, some study subjects will get a daily 3 P.M. text message reminding them of the consequences of heavy drinking.”
 

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Just the other day I self funded a study designed to prove weather or not riding a motorcycle on a beautiful sunny day could help alleviate feelings of self pity. The study took nearly two hours and cost $1.89. The study concluded beyond a shadow of a doubt that riding a motorcycle on a sunny day will erase precisely six day's of self pity. No test subjects were available that had suffered self pity for a longer time frame but research suggests that the same $1.89 could erase up to, but not limited to, one lifetime of boredom as well. More research is yet to come.



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Just think of how many job are created...BS When I think about how screwed up America is I just want to throw up. I believe some politicians get to DC and realize..there's just no fixing it. Stick a fork in us.
 

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Just think of how many job are created...BS When I think about how screwed up America is I just want to throw up. I believe some politicians get to DC and realize..there's just no fixing it. Stick a fork in us.
The bloated BureaRats have us by the gonads, and there is no way to undo the damage, except a major depression and bloody Revolution....and I doubt the youngin's have the stones or desire to do what needs done....pretty much "Toast", so kick back ride, and then have a cold one, and watch the show....:(
 

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The bloated BureaRats have us by the gonads, and there is no way to undo the damage, except a major depression and bloody Revolution....and I doubt the youngin's have the stones or desire to do what needs done....pretty much "Toast", so kick back ride, and then have a cold one, and watch the show....:(
My young ones do! No doubt whatsoever in my mind. Raise them up to respect their fellow man and thank God for their blessings and anything becomes possible.


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The bloated BureaRats have us by the gonads, and there is no way to undo the damage, except a major depression and bloody Revolution....and I doubt the youngin's have the stones or desire to do what needs done....pretty much "Toast", so kick back ride, and then have a cold one, and watch the show....:(
It is really very sad how truly right you are Hoot! We are now in the throws of a national election to decide the next ship of fools we will allow to run us off a cliff. I have resolved myself to the above facts and all I really want to see from this election is Hillary in chains. The rest is all nothing but political blather and pure BS. I remain confident that the economy and social security along with the immigration issues will get fixed right around the same time as we enact term limits and get the freaking wall built. Oh Well, guess I'll have a cold one and give up on all that stuff.

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My young ones do! No doubt whatsoever in my mind. Raise them up to respect their fellow man and thank God for their blessings and anything becomes possible.


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My boys to, but looking around at the College Campi and on the streets, I think we, and they, are outnumbered .... :mad: We can only hope for the best and live long enough to stick around for the 'fun" Locked and Loaded:D
 

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Living in the largest Agricultural County in Ohio, I can tell stories similar to that of Twilight's "Sheep Sh*t" ....we have many moderate to large "family" farms in Mercer County, Ohio, and trust me, they are some of the Biggest Welfare{taxpayer funded} Clients in the State and Nation....getting paid to set aside good farmland not to produce a damn thing....great job, if you can find it :eek:
 

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"Just think of how many job are created" - reminded me of another tidbit from the Wastebook: a three million dollar program to train interns that resulted in the training and hiring of but one​ intern.
 

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Living in the largest Agricultural County in Ohio, I can tell stories similar to that of Twilight's "Sheep Sh*t" ....we have many moderate to large "family" farms in Mercer County, Ohio, and trust me, they are some of the Biggest Welfare{taxpayer funded} Clients in the State and Nation....getting paid to set aside good farmland not to produce a damn thing....great job, if you can find it :eek:
Excellent point Hoot and has some merit known to me. Back while living up near Rochester, NY one of my best friends bought a farm from his aunt after his uncle passed away. He paid $400,000 for the 168 acre property that was always used to grow corn and hay for the other family owned dairy farms. He applied for a received a grant from the soil conservancy program. Being close to a river they wanted the soil to remain untouched and free of any fertilizers or disturbance. He was paid $40,000 every year that he did not till the soil or grow any crops. All he did was mow the fields to keep them clear of weeds and trash trees but he could not plow or grow any crop of any sort. After 10 years his farm was bought and paid for by this grant and he was back to square one planting and growing corn and alfalfa. Absolutely great deal for my buddy but this money comes from somewhere and he laughed all the way to the bank every year when he paid his mortgage with the grant money. Those who would disagree with his use of these funds must first realize if he did not take advantage of this program another surely would have. Scientists, researchers and farmers live very nicely on grant money and it was his 17 year old daughter who found the Soil Conservancy grant deal while she was searching for college grants and scholarships. There appears to be a bottomless pit of grant money for those who know how to search for them and are willing to go through all the red tape in the application process. My property owner who I care take for built a new home after the original home burned to the ground. He installed a very high tech Thermal Heating & Cooling system with about 2 miles of plastic tubing in a big continuous coil and buried 6 feet deep in long ditches all throughout his back yard. Think he said the system and installation cost well over $40K and much of it was paid for by grant money under the renewable energy program. Some of the electricity in his new home comes from solar panels on the roof and stored in a bank of big batteries in his basement. Much of that system also had nice grants attached.

We all might remember Obama's "Cash for Clunkers" program that gave older car owners big money for their gas guzzler cars toward the purchase of newer more efficient vehicles. The only benefit I ever saw in that BS program was it took a lot of junker cars off the roads that had Obama bumper stickers on them. They no longer call these programs "Pork Barrel spending" because it might offend some Muslims.

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